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Jokes by sweetpurity
Sunday, April 12, 2009; 2:49 AM :D

There are 3 people in this story. Trouble, Manner and Shut Up.

One day, Trouble went missing. Manner and Shut Up were worried so they went to the police station. Manner was urgent and went to the toilet. So, Shut Up went to make the report.

Shut up: Err, I'm looking for Trouble.
Police: HUH?! You looking for trouble ah? What is your name?!
Shut up: Oh, Shut Up.
Police: Walao! Where is your manner?
Shut up: Manner in the toilet lah!

OMG THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY I TELL YOU.
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John and Kim were room-mates. One day, Kim didn't feel good.

John: Wake up Kim! You're late for school!
Kim: Tell teacher I won't go to school.. I don't feel well and I didn't do my homework. You should be concern of that.
John: Why must I be?
Kim: Because I'm your bestie, remember?
John: Fine..

At class, Mr. Sim was teaching and John shivered.

Mr. Sim: Is there anything wrong, John?
John: Errr... nothing nothing..
Mr. Sim: Can I see you after class?
John: Sure.

After class,

Mr. Sim: Why did you shivered?
John: Because I'm worried of something..
Mr. Sim: Why?
John: Kim's homework.. He didn't do it and he blamed it on me..
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Joshua: I got very high for my mother tounge!
Gua Shi: How much you get? I get 55/70.
Joshua: What marks? I said about my mother's tounge.. She is growing and now she is tall and got the tounge is very high...
Gua Shi: Okay, you should call that Toungess because it's very disgusting.

Guava: I am bigger than you, so much bigger than you.
Watermelon: No, I'm so much bigger than you.
Guava: No, I'm bigger than you because I'm pink and I'm a pig that is obviously bigger than you.

John was suspended from school. He scolded a bad word to his dad. That day, Mrs. Leo was sending him to his father. John was very happy to see his father for a whole long day. His dad's name is Jiao Li Kang. But John calls him Jiao.

John: Papa Jiao!
Mrs. Leo: John! Did you just scolded a bad word?
John: No, I called out my dad's name. I call him Papa. Or Pa. So it is 'Pa Jiao.'
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