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4 jokes.
Friday, April 17, 2009; 3:40 AM :D

Insulting

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"



Psychologist vs. Magician

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!



Language Name

"The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language." -- D. E. Knuth, 1967




Object Oriented

"Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"

"No..."

"Inheritance."
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