House on Fire
Friday, January 9, 2009; 1:07 AM :D
An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!"
The fireman says, "Where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."