Fast Drinker
Saturday, January 31, 2009; 5:01 PM :D
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can. T
he bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."