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School Jokes by murderous-
Tuesday, December 23, 2008; 4:31 PM :D

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America !
Maira : -POINTS- Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria .

Teacher: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glen, how do you spell ' crocodile ' ?
Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L .
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glen: Maybe it's wrong but u asked me how i spell it .

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence staring with 'I' .
Millie: I is ..
Teacher: No, Millie, Always say, ' I am. '
Millie: All right! , ' I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. '

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
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