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Friday, December 12, 2008; 6:04 PM :D

Teacher: Sam, If I put 8 marbles in my right pocket and 10 marbles in my left pocket, what wil i get?

Sam: Really Heavy pants!


Teacher: If I lay one egg here, and one egg there, how many eggs will i get?

Student: NONE AT ALL

Teacher: Why None?

Student: Coz u cant lay eggs



why is the MISSISSIPI river such an unsual river?

Coz it has 4 is (eyes) but cant see!
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