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Jokes by hazelnightsky
Wednesday, December 17, 2008; 7:42 PM :D

How to keep milk turning sour when u do not have a refrigerator?
Keep it in a cow...=.=

When u breathe, you inspire, when u DO NOT breathe, you EXPIRE

Teacher:If u got $10 from 10 ppl, what will u have?
Student: A new bike!

Teacher: George, did you write this medical excuse letter that was suppose to be writen by your parents?

George: What makes you think so?

Teacher: Cause it says, please excuse george on the January 30, 31, 32 and 33 due to his current illness.

History Teacher: Why does the Statue Of Liberty stands in New York now?
Student: Coz it cant SIT DOWN!
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