jokes by hazelnightsky
Wednesday, December 17, 2008; 7:38 PM :D
2. Everyone knows the importance of homework, thats why i put it in a safe, but i lost the combination.
3.I lost the homework while fighting with a guy who said that YOU WERENT THE BEST TESCHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
4.I know the importance to recycling, so i did my part recycling it.
5.I 've done my food report already, its just that it was so good that my sister ate it.
6.My uncle built a time machine and took my homework with it, you should have received it 2 years ago!
7.What does ERP stands for? answer: Everyday Rob People!
Student: Teacher I couldnt figure out this problem!!!
Teacher: Any five years old should be able to solve this one.
Student: No wonder i cant solve it then- iam almost nine years old!
Teacher asked Sammy,Sammy, can u count to ten?
Sammy: Sure! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6,7,8,9,10!
Teacher: good! now can u count higher?
Sammy: Of course!
then Sammy stood up on the table to be as high as possible and started counting again.
Why did the drummer bring a chicken to the band practice?
Coz he needed new drumsticks!
Mother: Why does your test paper have a big zero at the top of it!!!
Son: It's not a zero, my teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me the moon instead
Daddy: Why did your teacher give a F on the report card!
Son: Coz my teacher cant give a G
(phil results were bad...)
Daddy: The bills are going up lately...
Mummy: Yes, nothing will go down...
Phil suddenly came running into his room with his report card
Phil: Well look at this!
Jenny: Do you think anyone can tell the furture with cards?
Sam: Well, my mum can. She took a look at my report card and told me exactly what was going to happen when my dad get home