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Jokes by BloodiedShadows
Friday, December 26, 2008; 5:00 PM :D

Whats the difference between a charming actress and a mouse?
One charms he's and the other harms cheese.

Which boy wizard attended Hogwash school of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Harry Porker.

What is a drill sergeant?
An army dentist.

Why did the man hold his wife's hands tightly?
He had heard that his new neighbours liked to eat ladyfingers.

What did Snow White say while waiting impatiently for her photos?
"Someday my prints will come."

What happened when the ghost entered the theatre?
The actors got stage fright.

What did the mother cannibal say to the baby cannibal when the baby canibbal was chasing after a man?
"Stop playing with your food!"

What's a cannibal?
Someone that goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

What did the pig say when the farmer pulled its tail?
"This is the end of me."

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