Can't Win
Friday, December 19, 2008; 5:00 PM :D
"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"
"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, he said I was hostile.
"If I was early, I had an anxiety complex.
"If I was on time, I was a compulsive neurotic!"