Two Birds
Tuesday, November 18, 2008; 11:35 PM :D
Two Birds
Two drunk men were out bird-hunting. Suddenly, one of them said, "Hey! I see two birds!"
"Well, shoot then,"said the other man.
"But which one do I shoot?"
"Hmm...take another drink,"the other man said, handing him the bottle.
"Hey! Now I see three!"exclaimed the man.
"Good. Shoot the one in the middle."