Notes and Jokes: Talking Cows
Tuesday, November 11, 2008; 1:34 AM :D
I'm lazy!
Studying for my upcoming exams
Boohoo.
But now, I'm be posting up 4 post a day!
So, come back everyday for more!
and also,
i did some icons =)
Please do comment under every post.
Kaes, so let me get start with the jokes fist before i upload the icons ok?
Maybe you only get to see it Next Day
So remember to come la..
=)
Talking Cow
A man was driving down a country road when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find out what had happened.
A brown and white cow slowly lumbered over to the car and stuck her head under the bonnet beside the man.
After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!" Then she just turned and walked away.
Amazed, the man walked over to the farmhouse where he met a farmer.
"I say, is that your cow in the field?" he asked.
The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yes, that's old Mary."
The man said, "Well my car's broken down, and she just said, 'Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!"
The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Mary, she doesn't know anything about cars!"