Honeymoon
Saturday, October 11, 2008; 6:55 PM :D
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!”
The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t on a honeymoon, nor would there be any “we” in the first place.”